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THE SIGN, I JUST
SAW THE SIGN.

2
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WHAT KINDA SIGN,
SIGN OF THE TIMES?

3
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FIRST SIGN OF TROUBLE?

4
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A SIGN OF THE APOCALYPSE?

5
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NO. AND IF I DO SEE
A SIGN OF THE APOCALYPSE,

6
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I'LL SAY,
"THE SIGN IS NIGH."

7
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I'VE SEEN AN ACTUAL SIGN
LIKE THE ONE WE RENTED

8
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TO PUT OUT BY THE HIGHWAY.

9
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OH, THE SIGN!
DID YOU COME UP
WITH A SLOGAN?

10
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YES, I DID. AND IT PUSHES
BOTH CORNER GAS AND THE RUBY.

11
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YOU KNOW, I DON'T LIKE TO
TOSS THIS WORD AROUND LIGHTLY,

12
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BUT I THINK IT'S PITHY.

13
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WELL, GOOD.

14
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JUST AS LONG AS YOU DIDN'T
PUT SOMETHING STUPID ON IT

15
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LIKE "EAT AT THE RUBY
AND GET GAS."

16
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WHOA, WHOA! HOLD UP.

17
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WE'RE DOIN' REWRITES.

18
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♪ YOU CAN TELL ME THAT
YOUR DOG RAN AWAY ♪

19
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♪ THEN TELL ME THAT
IT TOOK THREE DAYS ♪

20
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♪ I'VE HEARD EVERY JOKE
I'VE HEARD EVERY ONE YOU SAY ♪

21
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♪ YOU THINK THERE'S
NOT A LOT GOIN' ON ♪

22
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♪ LOOK CLOSER
BABY YOU'RE SO WRONG ♪

23
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♪ AND THAT'S WHY
YOU CAN STAY SO LONG ♪

24
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♪ WHERE THERE'S NOT
A LOT GOIN' ON ♪

25
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I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE
SENDING ME IN WITHOUT BACKUP.

26
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IT'S JUST A FISHING TRIP,
KAREN.

27
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BUT IT'S WITH HANK,
12 HOURS, KILLING FISH.

28
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IF IT GETS TO YA,
YOU DON'T HAVE TO KILL 'EM,

29
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JUST THROW HIM
INTO THE LAKE.

30
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I WASN'T WORRIED
ABOUT THE FISH.

31
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I WASN'T TALKING
ABOUT THE FISH.

32
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I ONLY SIGNED ONTO THIS
BECAUSE I THOUGHT

33
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IT WAS GOING TO BE LIKE
A COP BONDING THING.

34
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NOW I'M BONDING WITH HANK.

35
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ARE YOU SURE
YOU CAN'T COME?

36
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THIS GUY IS THE BEST
AROMATHERAPIST ON THE PRAIRIES,

37
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AND WHEN A SLOT OPENS UP,
YOU JUMP FOR IT.

38
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I'M ALL GASSED UP,
READY TO HIT THE ROAD.

39
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HEY, SORRY, AGAIN,
I HAD TO BAIL.

40
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HEY, I UNDERSTAND.
AROMATHERAPY'S AROMATHERAPY.

41
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YOU READY TO GO?
HEY, PUNCH BUGGY.

42
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I'M JUST WARMIN' UP,
A TWO-HOUR DRIVE.

43
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GIVE ME YOUR GUN.

44
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DON'T WORRY.

45
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HANK IS DIFFERENT
WHEN HE FISHES.

46
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HOW?

47
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JUST... DIFFERENT.

48
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BRENT, WHERE DO YOU KEEP
YOUR CANNED PASTA?

49
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NOT CANNED PASTA,
ALPHAGETTI .

50
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HER MEMORY'S GOING.

51
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I REMEMBER.
YOU WANT ALPHAGETTI.

52
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IF YOU REMEMBER, WHY DID
YOU BRING HOME DINOGETTI?

53
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WHAT DIFFERENCE
DOES IT MAKE?

54
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YOU CAN'T SPELL
WITH DINOSAURS.

55
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THE ALPHAGETTI'S OVER--

56
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I KNOW WHERE IT IS. I'M STILL
PLAYING WITH A FULL DECK.

57
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WHY DO YOU INSIST
ON ALPHAGETTI?

58
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YOU WON'T EVEN
EAT THE Es.

59
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OH, EVERYBODY KNOWS
YOU DON'T EAT THE Es.

60
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THEN WHY ARE
THEY IN THERE?

61
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BECAUSE THEY'RE
IN THE ALPHABET.

62
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YOU'D KNOW THIS IF YOUR
MEMORY WASN'T GOING.

63
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I WISH MY MEMORY
WAS GOING.

64
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THEN IT WOULD BE LIKE THIS
CONVERSATION NEVER HAPPENED.

65
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WHY ARE YA HARRANGIN' MOM?

66
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SHE'S ALWAYS RIDIN' ME
ABOUT EATING THE Es.

67
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EVERYBODY KNOWS
YOU DON'T EAT THE Es.

68
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WELL, HER MEMORY
SEEMS FINE TO ME.

69
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YOU'RE NOT SO
QUICK YOURSELF.

70
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I'M STILL SHARP
AS A WHIP.

71
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HEY, WHAT DO YOU THINK
OF MY NEW SLOGAN?

72
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I'M CHANGING THE SIGN.

73
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IT'S A JOKE.
PEOPLE LIKE THAT KINDA THING.

74
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PLUS I CHOSE A SLOGAN
WHERE THE LETTERS

75
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COULDN'T BE REARRANGED TO
SPELL ANYTHING EMBARRASSING.

76
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WHAT SLOGAN?

77
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COME FOR THE OIL CHANGE,
STAY FOR THE GREASE.

78
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CHOOSE GLEN FREY FOR
A MENAGE A TRIOS.

79
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YOU KNOW, THAT'S
NOT SPOOKY AT ALL.

80
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YOU'RE NOT EVEN
THINKIN' ABOUT IT.

81
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HANK, I DON'T CARE.

82
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YOU DON'T THINK IT WOULD BE COOL
IF STAR WARS FOUGHT STAR TREK ?
NO.

83
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YOU'RE NOT CURIOUS
WHO WOULD WIN A FIGHT

84
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BETWEEN DARTH VADER
AND MR. SPOCK?

85
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I THINK YOU PRETTY MUCH
COVERED IT

86
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IN THE TWO-HOUR DRIVE.
OKAY?

87
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DON'T BOTHER CHECKING.
IT'S RIGHT.

88
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MY THIGHS ARE HOT
FOR GOAT FELONS.

89
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MY THIGHS ARE HOT
YEAH. FOR GOAT FELONS?

90
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I--I DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHY YOU WORK HERE.

91
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WITH YOUR ABILITY TO INSTANTLY
REARRANGE LETTERS, YOU COULD...

92
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OH, YEAH, THERE IS NO PRACTICAL
APPLICATION FOR THAT KNOWLEDGE.

93
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AT LEAST I HAVE
AN ABILITY.

94
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I HAVE ABILITIES.
YEAH?

95
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I COULD HAVE BEEN
A PROFESSIONAL SINGER.

96
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♪ IT WOULD NEVER RAIN
IN DOG RIVER ♪

97
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♪ IF I COULD SQUEEGEE THE SKY ♪

98
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YOU SHOULD BE ON BROADWAY.

99
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THE VELVET FOG HAD
BETTER WATCH HIS BACK.

100
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THIS GUY IS THE REAL DEAL.

101
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I FEEL BLESSED.

102
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WELL, IT IS PRETTY.

103
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OH, YOU SHOULD SEE IT
IN THE FALL.

104
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IT'S SPECTACULAR, ALL
THE CHANGING COLOURS.

105
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LOOK AT THE LAKE, A SHIMMERING
MIRROR OF SILVER RINGS

106
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RIPPLING TOWARDS DISTANT SHORES,

107
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RECEDING INTO
A BURNT ORANGE SKY.

108
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WE'VE GOT A LONG
WALK AHEAD OF US.

109
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OKAY, THAT WAS DIFFERENT.

110
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WHERE'S MY ALPHAGETTI?
I BOUGHT IT,
THEN I LEFT IT HERE.

111
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YEAH. THEN YOU CAME BACK
AND PICKED IT UP.

112
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DIDN'T HE, WANDA?
YEP, ABOUT 20 MINUTES AGO.

113
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I DID NOT.

114
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DID NOT WHAT?
GET MY ALPHAGETTI.

115
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YOU FEELIN' OKAY, DAD?

116
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WHERE'S MY ALPHAGETTI? IT WAS
RIGHT HERE ON THE COUNTER!

117
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OKAY, ALL RIGHT,
MY MISTAKE.

118
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WE'LL GET YOU SOME.

119
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DON'T HUMOUR ME.

120
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I'M NOT HUMOURING YA.

121
00:06:04,097 --> 00:06:05,832
HERE YA GO.

122
00:06:05,932 --> 00:06:07,100
THANK YOU.

123
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YOU GONNA PAY FOR THAT?

124
00:06:09,102 --> 00:06:11,070
I ALREADY PAID FOR THIS.

125
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OH, UM, COME TO THINK OF IT,
UH, OSCAR ALREADY PAID.

126
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OH. OKAY.

127
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IF YOU SAY YOU DID,
THEN YOU DID.

128
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MAYBE YOU SHOULD LIE DOWN.

129
00:06:20,480 --> 00:06:21,981
STOP IT!

130
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THAT'S FUN.

131
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YEAH. THANKS FOR
PLAYIN' ALONG.

132
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I'M TORTURING DAD
BECAUSE HE'S BEEN
BUGGIN' MOM ABOUT--

133
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AH, IT'S OKAY.
I DON'T NEED
A REASON.

134
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YOU REALLY LIKE
FISHIN', HUH?

135
00:06:42,135 --> 00:06:47,640
FISHING IS ABOUT THE INTERPLAY
OF AIR AND WATER,

136
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CHANCE AND SKILL,

137
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GRACE AND ART.

138
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WE ARE LINKED TO INFINITY
BY A SHIMMERING STRAND

139
00:06:55,848 --> 00:06:59,152
NO THICKER THAN A
QUARTER POUND LINE.

140
00:07:00,386 --> 00:07:02,054
YEAH.

141
00:07:05,858 --> 00:07:08,161
IT'S HOT.

142
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AHH.

143
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THAT WAS WEIRD.

144
00:07:32,118 --> 00:07:34,020
DO YOU WANT
SOME BUG SPRAY?

145
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NO, I'M--I'M--I'M GOOD.

146
00:08:04,750 --> 00:08:06,252
MINE WAS PITHIER.

147
00:08:06,385 --> 00:08:07,620
I LIKE IT.

148
00:08:07,620 --> 00:08:09,655
ENJOY A MEAL AT THE RUBY.

149
00:08:09,755 --> 00:08:11,991
SLOW SERVICE.
MAKES ME LOOK BAD.

150
00:08:12,091 --> 00:08:13,693
IT'S JUST A JOKE.

151
00:08:13,693 --> 00:08:15,461
PEOPLE LIKE
THAT SORTA THING.

152
00:08:15,461 --> 00:08:17,296
EXCEPT IT'S NOT FUNNY.

153
00:08:17,296 --> 00:08:18,598
OH, OKAY. I SEE.

154
00:08:18,698 --> 00:08:21,400
YOU'RE ALLOWED TO BE PITHY,
BUT I CAN'T BE PITHY.

155
00:08:21,501 --> 00:08:23,402
YOU JUST HAVE TO BE PITHY.

156
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THIS ISN'T PITHY.
THIS IS MEAN SPIRITED.

157
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THIS IS PITHY.
IT'S NOT PITHY.

158
00:08:27,540 --> 00:08:28,941
PITHY.

159
00:08:28,941 --> 00:08:31,177
I PRIDE MYSELF ON
MY SPEEDY SERVICE.

160
00:08:32,578 --> 00:08:34,580
HOLD ON!

161
00:08:38,918 --> 00:08:42,421
WHEN I FIND MYSELF IN
THE DAPPLED SUNLIGHT
ON THESE SHORES,

162
00:08:42,421 --> 00:08:45,258
EXISTENCE FADES
INTO THE SOUND OF WATER.

163
00:08:45,258 --> 00:08:47,760
ALL THE WORLD IS A LAKE,

164
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EACH MOMENT A DROPLET
IN A TORRENT OF WATER

165
00:08:51,130 --> 00:08:54,200
THAT BEGAN BEFORE TIME.

166
00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:56,903
I LIKE FISH.

167
00:08:57,003 --> 00:08:58,638
WELL, WE SHOULD GET GOING.

168
00:08:58,638 --> 00:09:01,073
NO, WAIT! KEEP--KEEP TALKING
ABOUT FISHING.

169
00:09:01,173 --> 00:09:03,276
UM, DO YOU--DO YOU HAVE
ONE THOSE JACKETS,

170
00:09:03,376 --> 00:09:05,378
THE VESTS WITH ALL
THE POCKETS?

171
00:09:05,378 --> 00:09:08,180
WELL, YOU KNOW,
FISHING IS LIKE A POCKET.

172
00:09:08,180 --> 00:09:10,516
WE STOW AWAY EACH
PRECIOUS MOMENT--

173
00:09:10,616 --> 00:09:13,419
KISS ME, FISH MAN!

174
00:09:19,058 --> 00:09:21,060
YOU CALL THAT PITHY?

175
00:09:27,633 --> 00:09:30,937
HEY, UH, YOU DON'T HAVE ANY OF
THOSE FISHING MAGAZINES, DO YOU?

176
00:09:31,037 --> 00:09:32,638
HMM?

177
00:09:32,638 --> 00:09:36,509
YOU KNOW, WITH PHOTOS
OF GUYS FISHING?

178
00:09:36,609 --> 00:09:38,277
ARE YOU OKAY?

179
00:09:38,277 --> 00:09:40,012
I--I DIDN'T SLEEP
WITH HANK.

180
00:09:40,012 --> 00:09:41,314
WHAT?

181
00:09:41,314 --> 00:09:43,316
I DIDN'T SLEEP WITH HIM.

182
00:09:43,316 --> 00:09:46,619
YES, MAYBE WE MADE OUT AND
MAYBE IT WAS INCREDIBLE,

183
00:09:46,719 --> 00:09:49,155
BUT I DIDN'T SLEEP WITH HANK.

184
00:09:49,288 --> 00:09:52,391
ARE YOU HAVING SOME KIND
OF A SEIZURE OR SOMETHING?

185
00:09:53,926 --> 00:09:55,394
HEY.

186
00:09:55,394 --> 00:09:58,297
HEY, WANDA, YOU GOT ANY
EXPIRED MILK I CAN TAKE HOME?

187
00:09:58,397 --> 00:10:00,199
HUH?

188
00:10:00,299 --> 00:10:02,902
I NEED TO GO
HAVE A SHOWER.

189
00:10:04,570 --> 00:10:06,939
YEAH, ANYTHING EXPIRED.

190
00:10:12,411 --> 00:10:14,480
THERE'S NOTHING WRONG
WITH MY MEMORY.

191
00:10:14,480 --> 00:10:16,449
I'M ON THE BALL.

192
00:10:16,549 --> 00:10:19,619
I'LL TELL YA WHEN
I GET OFF THE BALL,

193
00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:21,153
WHICH IS NEVER.

194
00:10:21,253 --> 00:10:22,655
SOMETHING WRONG
WITH OSCAR?

195
00:10:22,655 --> 00:10:25,358
HE'S JUST WORRIED BECAUSE
HIS MEMORY'S SLIPPING A BIT.

196
00:10:25,358 --> 00:10:27,059
IT HAPPENS WHEN
YOU GET OLDER.

197
00:10:27,193 --> 00:10:29,295
NONE OF US IS
GETTING ANY YOUNGER.

198
00:10:29,395 --> 00:10:32,098
NOW THAT'S TRUE.
I'LL GET YOU YOUR BILL.

199
00:10:32,198 --> 00:10:35,334
MY MEMORY IS NOT SLIPPING.
I'M AS SHARP AS I EVER WAS.

200
00:10:35,468 --> 00:10:38,170
I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU TWO
ARE TRYING TO PULL.

201
00:10:38,270 --> 00:10:39,839
YOU GETTING PARANOID,
TOO, DAD?

202
00:10:39,972 --> 00:10:42,008
DO YOU THINK WE ENLISTED
THE WHOLE TOWN

203
00:10:42,008 --> 00:10:45,144
IN A GIANT CONSPIRACY TO MAKE
YOU THINK YOUR MEMORY'S GOING?

204
00:10:45,778 --> 00:10:47,847
AND THERE'S YOUR BURGER.

205
00:10:51,550 --> 00:10:55,054
DIDN'T I...?
I--I DIDN'T--

206
00:10:55,054 --> 00:10:57,256
SOMETHING WRONG
WITH OSCAR?

207
00:10:57,356 --> 00:11:00,292
HE'S JUST WORRIED BECAUSE
HIS MEMORY'S SLIPPING A BIT.

208
00:11:00,292 --> 00:11:01,927
IT HAPPENS WHEN
YOU GET OLDER.

209
00:11:01,927 --> 00:11:05,097
AND NONE OF US IS
GETTING ANY YOUNGER.

210
00:11:05,197 --> 00:11:06,499
STOP IT, YA BUNCH A--!

211
00:11:06,599 --> 00:11:08,334
DON'T FLY OFF THE HANDLE.

212
00:11:08,434 --> 00:11:11,137
I'M NOT OFF THE HANDLE.
I'M STILL ON THE HANDLE.

213
00:11:11,137 --> 00:11:14,740
I'LL TELL YA WHEN I COME OFF
THE HANDLE, OR THE BALL.

214
00:11:17,777 --> 00:11:19,779
GOOD TEAMWORK.

215
00:11:19,879 --> 00:11:23,215
HEY, IT'S NICE YOU'RE NOT UPSET
ABOUT HOW I CHANGED THE SIGN.

216
00:11:23,315 --> 00:11:25,151
YOU CHANGED THE SIGN?

217
00:11:32,792 --> 00:11:35,327
WHY COULDN'T YOU
HAVE COME ON THAT
FISHING TRIP?

218
00:11:35,461 --> 00:11:37,396
I KNOW AROMATHERAPY'S
AROMATHERAPY, BUT--

219
00:11:37,396 --> 00:11:41,167
I NEVER WENT TO AN
AROMATHERAPIST.
IT WAS AN EXCUSE.

220
00:11:45,738 --> 00:11:49,608
LAST TIME I WAS FISHING,
HANK WAS...

221
00:11:51,977 --> 00:11:54,080
I HAD STRANGE FEELINGS...

222
00:11:55,915 --> 00:11:58,217
TINGLY FEELINGS.

223
00:11:58,217 --> 00:12:00,653
I DECIDED IT WOULD
BE BETTER NOT TO GO.

224
00:12:00,753 --> 00:12:02,655
I DIDN'T SLEEP WITH HIM,
YOU KNOW?

225
00:12:02,755 --> 00:12:04,256
WHAT?

226
00:12:05,391 --> 00:12:07,993
WHO HAVE YOU BEEN TALKING TO?
WHAT ARE PEOPLE SAYING?

227
00:12:08,094 --> 00:12:09,995
WHAT HAPPENED?

228
00:12:10,096 --> 00:12:14,233
HE WAS TALKING ABOUT DARTH
VADER FIGHTING MR. SPOCK.

229
00:12:14,333 --> 00:12:17,570
DARTH VADER WOULD
NEVER FIGHT MR. SPOCK.

230
00:12:17,670 --> 00:12:20,339
DARTH VADER WOULD FIGHT
CAPTAIN KIRK,

231
00:12:20,439 --> 00:12:23,309
AND THERE WOULD BE
A GOOD MATCH.

232
00:12:26,178 --> 00:12:27,913
MAN, IS IT BUSY.

233
00:12:27,913 --> 00:12:29,515
I'VE BEEN HEARING
MORE BELLS THAN--

234
00:12:29,615 --> 00:12:30,950
QUASIMODO?

235
00:12:30,950 --> 00:12:32,551
PAVLOV'S DOG?

236
00:12:32,651 --> 00:12:35,454
THE CHIEF BELL TESTER
DOWN AT THE BIG BELL FACTORY?

237
00:12:35,554 --> 00:12:38,090
WHAT WAS THE FIRST ONE
YOU SAID? QUAMIDOSO.

238
00:12:38,224 --> 00:12:40,192
LET'S GO WITH THAT.

239
00:12:40,326 --> 00:12:41,360
WHAT YA DOIN'?

240
00:12:41,360 --> 00:12:43,929
I'M WORKIN' ON A NEW SLOGAN
FOR THE SIGN.

241
00:12:44,063 --> 00:12:47,733
I WANTED "LACEY IS A COW,"
BUT I CAN'T FIND A "W."

242
00:12:48,701 --> 00:12:50,636
YOU DON'T HAVE
TO DO THAT.

243
00:12:50,636 --> 00:12:52,638
I TOOK DOWN
"BRENT IS AN ASS."

244
00:12:52,638 --> 00:12:53,973
OOH.

245
00:12:54,073 --> 00:12:55,808
WERE THERE ANY "Ws" IN THERE?

246
00:12:55,908 --> 00:12:58,477
OH, BRENT, LETS JUST STOP
THIS CHILDISH FIGHT.

247
00:12:58,577 --> 00:12:59,812
IT'S NOT CHILDISH.

248
00:12:59,812 --> 00:13:01,614
HEY, IS "POOPFACE"
HYPHENATED?

249
00:13:01,714 --> 00:13:04,550
BUSINESS HAS BEEN PICKING UP
AND I DON'T WANT TO RUIN

250
00:13:04,683 --> 00:13:06,652
EVERYTHING JUST BECAUSE OF
THESE STUPID SIGNS.

251
00:13:06,752 --> 00:13:07,853
OH.

252
00:13:07,953 --> 00:13:11,290
BUT PEOPLE LOVE THE SIGNS.
THAT'S WHY WE'RE SO BUSY.

253
00:13:11,390 --> 00:13:15,361
PEOPLE ARE COMING BY JUST TO SEE
WHAT YOU'RE GONNA PUT UP NEXT.

254
00:13:17,396 --> 00:13:21,433
OKAY, TAKE THE "M," FLIP IT
OVER, MAKE IT LOOK LIKE A "W."

255
00:13:22,434 --> 00:13:25,171
WHY ARE YOU GOIN' AROUND
TELLIN' PEOPLE
WE SLEPT TOGETHER?

256
00:13:25,271 --> 00:13:26,472
HANK?

257
00:13:26,572 --> 00:13:28,474
NOW PEOPLE ARE GONNA
THINK I'M EASY.

258
00:13:28,574 --> 00:13:30,176
STOP BRAGGIN'!

259
00:13:30,276 --> 00:13:31,877
KAREN, YOU SLEPT
WITH HANK?

260
00:13:31,977 --> 00:13:35,314
GOD! YOU EVEN TOLD LACEY?
YOU ARE SUCH A BRAGGER!

261
00:13:35,314 --> 00:13:37,316
AAAEEH!

262
00:13:43,289 --> 00:13:46,225
THE SIGN IS NIGH.

263
00:13:53,999 --> 00:13:57,303
I DON'T GET IT. THIS PLACE IS
DEADER THAN A--

264
00:13:57,436 --> 00:13:59,505
QUASIMODO?
PAVLOV'S DOG?

265
00:13:59,605 --> 00:14:02,908
THE CHIEF BELL TESTER
DOWN AT THE BIG BELL FACTORY,

266
00:14:03,008 --> 00:14:05,244
AFTER HE DIED?

267
00:14:05,244 --> 00:14:06,478
I DON'T KNOW.

268
00:14:06,478 --> 00:14:09,982
I MEAN OUR SLOGAN IS SNARKY,
BUT CLEVER. WHAT WENT WRONG?

269
00:14:11,483 --> 00:14:12,918
HEY, GUYS.

270
00:14:13,052 --> 00:14:15,187
YOUR NEW SIGN SUCKS.

271
00:14:15,187 --> 00:14:19,191
PLUS THE "S" IN "SHOULD" IS
OBVIOUSLY AN UPSIDE-DOWN "5."

272
00:14:25,064 --> 00:14:27,299
WE NEED BETTER SLOGANS.

273
00:14:29,001 --> 00:14:30,069
HOO! HEY.

274
00:14:30,069 --> 00:14:32,838
DON'T SNEAK UP ON ME LIKE THAT.
I'M ARMED, YOU KNOW?

275
00:14:32,838 --> 00:14:34,240
IS THE GUN
EVEN LOADED?

276
00:14:34,240 --> 00:14:36,408
I DON'T KNOW,
PROBABLY.

277
00:14:36,508 --> 00:14:39,678
THIS IS AN INTERVENTION.
YOU HAVE A PROBLEM.

278
00:14:39,812 --> 00:14:41,347
I DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM.

279
00:14:41,447 --> 00:14:43,849
YES, YOU DO.
YOU SLEPT WITH HANK.

280
00:14:43,949 --> 00:14:45,351
I DIDN'T SLEEP
WITH HANK.

281
00:14:45,351 --> 00:14:48,487
THEN, WHY ARE YOU
TELLING EVERYBODY
YOU SLEPT WITH HIM?

282
00:14:48,487 --> 00:14:51,090
DO YOU HAVE A
SUBSTANCE ABUSE
PROBLEM?

283
00:14:51,090 --> 00:14:54,026
WHEN HE GOES FISHING,
HE'S DIFFERENT.

284
00:14:54,026 --> 00:14:56,629
HE TALKS ABOUT
THE STRING OF LIFE

285
00:14:56,629 --> 00:15:01,467
AND THE INDELIBLE
ETERNAL STRING.

286
00:15:01,567 --> 00:15:04,103
ARE YOU ON SOMETHING
RIGHT NOW?

287
00:15:04,236 --> 00:15:06,105
LET ME CHECK YOUR PUPILS.

288
00:15:06,205 --> 00:15:09,408
HE WAS LIKE BRAD PITT IN
A RIVER RUNS THROUGH IT

289
00:15:09,508 --> 00:15:13,145
OR THE HORSE WHISPERER .

290
00:15:13,279 --> 00:15:15,881
HE WAS LIKE
THE FISH WHISPERER.

291
00:15:15,881 --> 00:15:19,385
THE FISH WHISPERER?

292
00:15:19,518 --> 00:15:21,320
LISTEN TO YOU!

293
00:15:21,320 --> 00:15:24,423
YOU SLEPT WITH HANK AND
YOU'RE NOT MAKING ANY SENSE!

294
00:15:24,556 --> 00:15:26,625
THAT'S WHY YOU NEED
THIS INTERVENTION!

295
00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:28,861
I DIDN'T SLEEP
WITH HANK!

296
00:15:35,834 --> 00:15:37,469
OKAY, WHAT ABOUT THIS?

297
00:15:37,469 --> 00:15:39,805
"THE GAS AT CORNER GAS
BURNS DIRTY,

298
00:15:39,905 --> 00:15:43,542
WHILE THE RUBY IS DIRTY, AND
THE FOOD GIVES YOU HEARTBURN."

299
00:15:43,642 --> 00:15:46,245
GEEZ, I DON'T KNOW. DO YOU
THINK IT'S LONG ENOUGH?

300
00:15:46,345 --> 00:15:49,748
WE NEED SOMETHING BIG,
SOMETHING OUTRAGEOUS.

301
00:15:49,848 --> 00:15:52,685
MY THIGHS ARE HOT
FOR GOAT FELONS.

302
00:15:52,685 --> 00:15:54,720
YOUR THIGHS ARE WHAT?

303
00:15:54,720 --> 00:15:56,922
HEY, I JUST SAW KAREN
DOWNTOWN.

304
00:15:56,922 --> 00:15:59,124
WE WERE TALKING
ABOUT HANK.

305
00:15:59,124 --> 00:16:01,226
YOU WERE JUST WITH
KAREN DOWNTOWN? YEAH.

306
00:16:01,327 --> 00:16:02,928
WELL, WHO'S WATCHIN'
THE GAS STATION?

307
00:16:03,028 --> 00:16:04,063
I DON'T KNOW.

308
00:16:04,196 --> 00:16:06,065
WHAT IF A CUSTOMER
COMES IN?

309
00:16:06,198 --> 00:16:08,267
THEY LEAVE MONEY
ON THE COUNTER.

310
00:16:08,367 --> 00:16:10,869
IT'S NOT AS IF WE'RE
MISSING SOMEONE IMPORTANT.

311
00:16:11,570 --> 00:16:13,605
HELLO?

312
00:16:13,706 --> 00:16:18,243
I'M PAMELA WALLIN, THE CANADIAN
CONSUL GENERAL TO NEW YORK.

313
00:16:18,243 --> 00:16:19,945
HELLO?

314
00:16:20,045 --> 00:16:22,948
I USED TO BE ON TELEVISION.
I HAVE A PLATINUM CARD.

315
00:16:23,082 --> 00:16:25,050
IS ANYBODY HERE?

316
00:16:36,428 --> 00:16:38,864
I WANT TO TALK TO YOU.

317
00:16:38,864 --> 00:16:42,868
OOH, I'VE NEVER BEEN IN THE
FRONT OF ONE OF THESE BEFORE.

318
00:16:42,968 --> 00:16:45,904
IT'S 'CAUSE YOU'RE
NOT ALLOWED TO.

319
00:16:47,806 --> 00:16:51,510
LOOK, I JUST
WANTED TO SAY

320
00:16:51,510 --> 00:16:53,145
I FORGIVE YOU.

321
00:16:53,145 --> 00:16:54,246
WHAT?

322
00:16:54,346 --> 00:16:56,849
I FORGIVE YOU, YOU KNOW,
FOR GOIN' AROUND BRAGGIN.

323
00:16:56,949 --> 00:16:59,385
I'M NOT BRAGGING. YOU SHOULD
BE APOLOGIZING TO ME .

324
00:16:59,385 --> 00:17:01,286
YOU LURED ME
OUT INTO THE WOODS.

325
00:17:01,387 --> 00:17:05,724
YOU LURED ME INTO THE WOODS
AND THEN SEDUCED ME WITH YOUR
SEXY FISH TALK.

326
00:17:05,724 --> 00:17:09,461
WHAT, ARE YOU NUTS?
FISH TALK AIN'T SEXY.

327
00:17:09,461 --> 00:17:12,197
WELL, NO POINT IN ARGUING.

328
00:17:15,067 --> 00:17:17,803
WHAT DO YOU WANT
TO DO ABOUT IT?

329
00:17:18,971 --> 00:17:22,007
WELL, TIME HEALS
ALL WOUNDS.

330
00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:26,879
TIME IS ALSO THE ANGLER
♪ THAT CATCHES US--

331
00:17:28,947 --> 00:17:30,983
STOP WITH THE
SEXY FISH TALK!

332
00:17:31,116 --> 00:17:32,251
FINE.

333
00:17:32,351 --> 00:17:34,153
BUT YOU STOP
BRAGGIN' ABOUT US.

334
00:17:36,355 --> 00:17:37,689
OKAY.

335
00:17:37,790 --> 00:17:39,825
ALL RIGHT.

336
00:17:39,925 --> 00:17:42,528
I MEAN, I--I DON'T WANT
WHAT HAPPENED THAT DAY

337
00:17:42,528 --> 00:17:46,765
TO WRECK WHAT WAS A
PERFECTLY GOOD NON-FRIENDSHIP.

338
00:17:46,765 --> 00:17:48,801
YOU'RE RIGHT.

339
00:17:48,934 --> 00:17:55,307
BEFORE THAT DAY WE HAD SOMETHING
THAT WAS NOT SPECIAL AT ALL.

340
00:17:55,407 --> 00:17:57,910
I HOPE WE CAN
GO BACK TO THAT.

341
00:17:58,010 --> 00:18:00,179
ME TOO.

342
00:18:01,447 --> 00:18:03,949
YOU KNOW, IT'S
KINDA LIKE SHOOTING.

343
00:18:05,651 --> 00:18:08,187
YOU GET THIS SUDDEN
♪ BURST OF RAW ENERGY

344
00:18:08,187 --> 00:18:11,590
THAT EXPLODES INTO
♪ A GOSSAMER THREAD.

345
00:18:11,590 --> 00:18:14,927
AS THE BULLET
♪ TRIES TO, YOU KNOW,

346
00:18:15,027 --> 00:18:19,064
KILL THE THING YOU'VE GOT
THE GUN POINTED AT.

347
00:18:19,164 --> 00:18:21,467
YOU'RE DISGUSTING.

348
00:18:21,567 --> 00:18:23,869
OKAY, HERE THEY COME.
GET READY.

349
00:18:23,869 --> 00:18:26,438
HEY, DAD.

350
00:18:26,438 --> 00:18:29,208
DID YOU FORGET WHAT DAY
IT IS TODAY?

351
00:18:29,308 --> 00:18:31,510
WHAT THE HELL ARE
YOU TALKING ABOUT?

352
00:18:31,510 --> 00:18:33,846
WELL, I KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS.
IT'S--

353
00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:35,747
UH, WAIT A MINUTE.

354
00:18:35,747 --> 00:18:38,784
OSCAR, CAN YOU WAIT FOR ME
OUTSIDE FOR A SECOND?

355
00:18:38,784 --> 00:18:39,885
WHY?

356
00:18:39,985 --> 00:18:43,388
I HAVE TO BUY SOME,
UM, FEMALE THINGS.

357
00:18:47,826 --> 00:18:49,728
THIS HAS GONE FAR ENOUGH.

358
00:18:49,728 --> 00:18:52,064
NO MORE TRICKING YOUR FATHER.
IT'S GETTING CRUEL.

359
00:18:52,164 --> 00:18:53,365
AA-AH.

360
00:18:53,465 --> 00:18:55,100
NO MORE TRICKS.

361
00:18:55,100 --> 00:18:57,069
OKAY.

362
00:18:57,069 --> 00:18:59,104
YOU HEARD HER, EVERYBODY.

363
00:19:03,642 --> 00:19:06,879
WELL, THAT WAS
A WASTE OF TIME.

364
00:19:06,979 --> 00:19:09,348
WE'VE GONE TOO FAR.

365
00:19:09,348 --> 00:19:10,782
YOU SHOULD APOLOGIZE.

366
00:19:10,883 --> 00:19:12,084
ME? WHAT ABOUT YOU?

367
00:19:12,184 --> 00:19:13,819
I HAVE TO LIVE
WITH HIM.

368
00:19:13,919 --> 00:19:16,288
NOW APOLOGIZE.
YOU'RE MAKING HIM PARANOID.

369
00:19:16,388 --> 00:19:17,890
MAKIN' HIM PARANOID?

370
00:19:17,890 --> 00:19:20,292
HE THAT THINKS
THE G.S.T. WAS BROUGHT IN

371
00:19:20,292 --> 00:19:22,127
AS A PERSONAL ATTACK
AGAINST HIM.

372
00:19:22,127 --> 00:19:23,929
I KNOW.

373
00:19:23,929 --> 00:19:26,265
FINE.

374
00:19:26,365 --> 00:19:27,866
MAKE SURE YOU GET BOTH SIGNS,

375
00:19:27,966 --> 00:19:31,870
THE ONE THAT SAYS THAT HE'S 60
AND THE ONE THAT SAYS HE'S 70.

376
00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:33,405
ARE THOSE CRAB CAKES?

377
00:19:33,405 --> 00:19:35,541
LEAVE THEM.

378
00:19:42,714 --> 00:19:45,384
DAD, I'VE BEEN TOLD I WANT
TO APOLOGIZE TO YOU.

379
00:19:45,484 --> 00:19:48,220
WELL, IT'S ABOUT TIME.

380
00:19:48,220 --> 00:19:49,454
WHAT FOR?

381
00:19:49,454 --> 00:19:53,525
WELL, ME AND LACEY AND, UH,
WELL, THE WHOLE TOWN, REALLY,

382
00:19:53,625 --> 00:19:54,760
HAVE BEEN
WORKING TOGETHER

383
00:19:54,760 --> 00:19:56,628
TO MAKE YOU THINK YOUR
MEMORY'S GOING.

384
00:19:56,728 --> 00:19:58,630
NO, YOU HAVEN'T.

385
00:19:58,630 --> 00:20:01,066
YES, WE HAVE. REMEMBER
THE HAMBURGER THING?

386
00:20:01,233 --> 00:20:04,670
LACEY BROUGHT YOU A
HAMBURGER WHEN YOU JUST
FINISHED EATING A HAMBURGER.

387
00:20:06,405 --> 00:20:08,240
THE ALPHAGETTI?

388
00:20:08,240 --> 00:20:10,509
WHAT THE HELL ARE
YOU TALKIN' ABOUT?

389
00:20:10,609 --> 00:20:13,345
YOU LEFT YOUR ALPHAGETTI
AT THE GAS STATION.

390
00:20:13,345 --> 00:20:14,947
I RUN A GAS STATION?

391
00:20:15,113 --> 00:20:18,450
I KNOW YOU RUN A GAS STATION.
WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO PULL?

392
00:20:18,550 --> 00:20:20,385
DID YOU GET IT
ALL WORKED OUT?

393
00:20:20,385 --> 00:20:24,289
HE'S MAKIN' UP A STORY
ABOUT HOW THE WHOLE TOWN'S
TRYING TO TRICK ME.

394
00:20:24,289 --> 00:20:27,326
BUT I'M NOT FALLIN'
FOR IT.

395
00:20:27,326 --> 00:20:30,162
COME ON, OSCAR,
LET'S GO HOME.

396
00:20:30,162 --> 00:20:32,531
I'LL MAKE YOU
SOME ALPHAGETTI.

397
00:20:32,631 --> 00:20:35,200
I WANT THE KIND
WITH DINOSAURS.

398
00:20:46,912 --> 00:20:48,313
WOW.

399
00:20:48,313 --> 00:20:49,848
BUSINESS IS GOOD, HUH?

400
00:20:49,848 --> 00:20:51,450
YEAH. HOW ABOUT YOU?

401
00:20:51,450 --> 00:20:54,152
YEAH. IT'S BEEN NON-STOP GAS
PUMPIN' ACTION OVER THERE.

402
00:20:54,152 --> 00:20:58,357
I'VE BEEN HEARIN' MORE
BELLS THAN A HUNCHBACK DOG
AT A BELL FACTORY.

403
00:20:59,291 --> 00:21:02,127
HIYA, GUYS. JUST WANTED
TO SAY LOVE THE NEW SIGN.

404
00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:04,229
TWO THUMBS UP.

405
00:21:04,329 --> 00:21:06,932
WELL, I GUESS IT PAYS
TO ADVERTISE.

406
00:21:07,032 --> 00:21:09,201
IF YOU HAVE THE
RIGHT SLOGAN.

407
00:21:12,304 --> 00:21:14,439
YOU'RE SUCH A BRAGGER.

408
00:21:14,906 --> 00:21:16,475
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410
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411
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YOU DON'T KNOW ♪

412
00:21:27,152 --> 00:21:32,524
♪ I DON'T KNOW
I JUST DON'T KNOW ♪

413
00:21:36,194 --> 00:21:39,831
♪ IT'S A GREAT BIG PLACE ♪

414
00:21:39,831 --> 00:21:43,835
♪ FULL OF NOTHIN' BUT SPACE ♪

415
00:21:43,935 --> 00:21:45,804
♪ AND IT'S MY HAPPY PLACE ♪

416
00:21:45,904 --> 00:21:49,474
♪ I DON'T KNOW
YES YOU DO ♪

417
00:21:49,574 --> 00:21:53,512
♪ YOU JUST WON'T ADMIT IT ♪

418
00:21:53,512 --> 00:21:56,648
♪ I DON'T KNOW THE SAME THINGS
YOU DON'T KNOW ♪

419
00:21:56,748 --> 00:21:59,651
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420
00:21:59,751 --> 00:22:02,654
♪ I DON'T KNOW ♪

421
00:22:02,754 --> 00:22:05,590
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